Max’s limerick

This is a limerick I made up while we discussed popular ones over dinner.

There once was a man who liked pie

Who desperately wanted to fly

So he climbed up a ladder

That should of been flatter

And then proceeded to die.

Hope you like it :D

Upcoming comics!

I’m gonna be scanning and publishing some of my 5 min XKCD style sketches in the near future (cant say exactly how many or when) the first one will closely follow this announcement.

XKCD website: http://xkcd.com/

My multiverse theory.

I have made up a theory of my own to explain the origins of the universe via a “multiverse” connection thingy. In a nutshell there are many universes, each linked by black holes and “space pores” which are miniature white holes all over our universe that spurt out matter from other universes.

Since anything and everything could get pulled into a black hole i thought what if those black holes led to other universes? It would make sense because that’s why some universes are expanding and others contracting.

The matter that uses these wormholes might not emerge on the other side the same. They might be turned into some other form of matter/energy. like perhaps all the “matter” coming in from other universes might be being turned into “dark energy” filling up our universe causing it to expand.

and you might wonder “But where does it all come out??” to that I must say i have not thought of anything besides “space pores” to explain where it gets ejected out from.

Or maybe… just maybe… cats are these mysterious suppliers of mass and energy (see variable density of cats)

The Variable Density of Cats

Thanks to living with a cat the past few months I have made an observation that cats appear to have variable density. Sometimes they are light as a feather and can glide between pieces of furniture, other times they appear to be heavier and floppier than almost anything else that I can think of. This is shown mostly by Figaro’s ability to leap from the ground  to the couch via his scratching post, where he then goes into “dense mode” and slumps over the edges of the couch like some sort of liquid.

Sleeping on top of a bunk bed I have the opportunity to examine this very odd behaviour. He pounces up onto the top and waltzes very gently over my toes, finds a comfortable and warm spot then activates “dense mode” and suddenly there is a pile of bricks lying on my feet.

I find that all this points towards the fact that cats have variable density. It also fixes the one big problem in my “multiverse” theory.